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The WineHouse Newsletter is expanding. I’m writing a little more than usual. So, I hope that you read through everything. Don’t SKIP, Over Nothing! Because, If you skip a line, you May skip A Lot, so, Take a seat, Get a snack and Relax!!! Also, I have a new section called, “Hush, Hush" meaning Dirt that wasn’t supposed to get out, but somehow it did. In this Newsletter, that section, I will be spilling some tea on Wendy’s movie, "Queen of Media."
BimBo WineHouse Newsletter
I know you all are like dam, another one. It felt like yesterday, since we got the last Bimbo Winehouse Newsletter. Well, reason being why you guys are receiving this Newsletter so quickly is because, I’m gearing up for the website. You all receive these Newsletters, like once a month or whenever I send them out to you guys. Well, the website is going to be totally different. Because, I will be catering to a lot of more readers. So, the website, it's not going to be on a weekly basis. It’s going to be me Blogging in daily. So, I’m just preparing and gearing up. So, this is my training. So, you guy's will be receiving these Newsletters more frequently. Like I said, I will be writing a little more. And, I hope you read through everything. Don’t you skip over nothing child, because if you skip a line, you skip a lot. Anyway, with all that being said, we must talk. So, these are the celebrities, who we have on our plate today, which we must eat up. They include Beyonce, Alicia Keys, Foxy Brown, Charlamagne, Mariah Carey, Miss Jones, Chingy, Yo-Yo, Khia, Ellen, Bobby Brown son, Flavor Flav,plus a Bimbo's Top 10. Don't forget about the new picture section, way down, down. Oh man, there's a lot on this plate. I hope you all have an appetite like Monique child, cause there's a lot to eat. So, that was the appetizer, now's here's the Main course. Let’s go! By the way, have you done your taxes? Do your taxes because you don't want to end up like Ronald Isley. Opps!! Too late, the dead line was yesterday. Moving on.
Hold on, b4 we go in. I want to address something. Um, shout out to Al B Sure and his son Lil’ B Sure. I just want to say, I didn't mean no harm towards the either of you two in my last newsletter. Al B Sure son is not gay. I spoke with Lil' B Sure publicist and Lil' B denies all allegations, which were made from that dude, who told me, that he had a threesome with Lil B and another dude. I guess, we all had to see it, too really believe it. But, then again, anyway, Thank you to his publicist for calling me directly and clearing up things. And Al b sure, you don't have to call around, trying to figure out, who I am. Hit me up directly, TheGoodBimbo@yahoo.com. But, I’m deeply sorry. I don't need these Newsletters, getting me into any trouble. It’s not that serious. These newsletters are just one man's/woman opinion on what's going on with these crazy ass celebrities. So, once again shout out the Sure's. And, shout out to that Daily Newspaper Journalist who called up Al B Sure. Thank you so much! Now make sure you call Al B, and let him know I’m sorry. And, by the way, I love the NY Post Newspaper. With all that being said check out this YouTube video of Lil’ B Sure sent to me exclusively from his publicist. He sounds great and trust he's going places. With all that being said, check out his video and then get back into the Newsletter. Thank you.
Back 2 the NewsLetter:
Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Mariah Carey
Everybody is making such a big deal over Alicia Keys and what she had to say. Truth be told, I’m bored. If you guy's didn't hear or seen what she said, Google it or whatever. All I know, she said something like, "rap music kills black men." look, I do not want to Mis-quote the down low lesbo, so do what you have to do, to see what she said. Alicia girl, Shut up! What I think she wanted to say was, "Me dating a man, was a ploy AKA cover up, to cover up the fact, that I’m really a lesbian." And, Alicia girl, if you truly are a lesbian deep inside, I don't know why, you keeping it a secret. You too Missy and Queen Latifah, lesbians are accepted in America . Look at Ellen and the rest of them. It’s okay to be a lesbian. It’s us Gay men, who get hated on and gay bash for being gay. But, you lesbians are good. How twisted, this world is? Anyway, with that being said, Alicia, if you are on the down low, come on out child. Be free and let all your dudes know, you like the Pu**y too. Oh dam, I’m sorry, moving on. Mediatakeout.com reported that Beyonce, will be releasing one more album and then retiring. I’m sorry MTO, I do not believe that. Reason being, if Beyonce truly has music in her heart and has a passion for it, she can't stop it. I’m sorry, when you truly have a passion for something, you can't leave it alone. For example, Beyonce husband, Jay Z, he has a passion for Rap. That’s why he keeps coming back and back. Even though, his music isn't as good as when he first came out, he just can't leave it alone. Another example is Wendy Williams. Wendy has a passion for radio. I bet you Wendy wouldn't leave radio for 10 billion dollars. Wait, I’m bugging. She’ll probably leave. But, I’ll bet you hear that big mouth somewhere in the streets, spilling somebody tea. Anyway, I say all that to say, Beyonce isn’t going no where. If she truly has a passion for the music, and please don't leave Beyonce. Unlike, Mariah Carey, who has been getting bad reviews on her new album, Beyonce is truly a performer. Beyonce, give people their money works. She doesn't just stand their like Mariah. Mariah, I’m not hating, I’m just saying, Mariah is a little over hyped. She has a great voice and all, but she's truly not the total package, Great voice, but such a boring performer. Anyway, good luck with this album Mariah and I’m moving on.
Bobby Brown Son
Who would have ever thought Bobby Brown could produce such Eye candy. I can't believe I’m saying this, but Bobby Brown son is eye candy. Well, his sexy body is, because, he's a little on the Buttaface side, everything looking good, But Ta Face. I mean, he's not ugly. But, did you all see his yuck mouth. Those teeth were jacked the fucked up. But, his body makes up for the teeth. Moving on, because something that is 9" between my legs, is growing and growing, with the thought of bobby brown son sexy body on my mind, so we have to move on, Right now.
Charlamagne Da God, Chingy, Miss Jones
Have you guy's checked out the video featuring Charlamagne's and him saying the 5 things that Chingy album is good for. If you guy's haven't check it out. Go to Charlamagne's Myspace page, Myspace.com/CThaGod. That’s some funny shit yo. However, have you guy's noticed, how Charlamagne is always picking on Chingy. I mean Charlamagne and Wendy pick on a lot of celebrities. But, Charlamagne is always picking on Chingy. Do you guy's think, that Charlamagne could possibly have a little down low crush on Chingy. I say that, because you know, when you were younger in school. And, a girl or dude used to always mess with you. And, you wondered why, they were always messing with. And, after a while, you realize that they liked actually liked you. So, I say all that to say, do you guy's think that Charlamagne could have a little down low crush on Chingy? Chingy is eye candy honey. And, we all know Chingy wouldn't mind if Charlamagne did have a crush on him. Just a thought! And, Charlamagne don't get all sensitive and upset, about what I just said. You and I know both, it's just jokes. You and Wendy both give it like aggressive tops, now take it like a soft bottoms. Hmm, I wonder if Chingy is a bottom? Moving on. Have you guy's listened to Miss Jones in the past few weeks? I must say, I’m very impressed with her show. Miss Jones in the morning is actually doing the dam thing. Also, I must say, she's not trying to be like Wendy no more. She has founded her own lane. Also, I can't believe, I’m saying this, but she's actually getting a little more entertaining than Wendy. Jonzy, you better work it Bitch. My only problem with Jonzy is her hatred towards Gays. Miss Jones has to understand, Gay men make up a large audience of radio listeners, because, we love the gossip child, especially with Miss Jones and Wendy shows. Also, Miss Jones it would help, if you would show up to work everyday and on time, because, with out you, Dj Envy and Michael Sean can't do it alone. It’s like the Chicago Bulls with out Michael Jordan, it's just not going to happen. So, Jones if you can leave Gays alone and be at work everyday and on-time, you may finally give Wendy a run for her money. Cause, Wendy is getting a little too, well you know. Wendy, I still love you girl. I will always be a supporter of The Experience. Anyway, shout out to both, Wendy and Miss Jones. It’s enough room for the both of you big women, Wendy, the Tree and Miss Jones, the Pig. Dam, sorry! Moving on.
Flavor of love and Ms. Rap Supreme.
I’m shock, flavor of love wasn't that boring this week. I was kind of pleased with the show, probably for one or two reasons. 1st, Flav finally sent one of them ghetto annoying twins home. 2nd, we finally saw an attractive man on flavor of love and not you Flav. I’m talking about the chick "black", ex boyfriend. The dude with the funny haircut and, he looked like he could possibly be how u doing. But, shout out to Flav, you doing the dam thing roach. I’m not going to spray you or step on you. I’m going to let you live. Go Roach, go! But, I am going to step on that, "Miss Rap Supreme" show. I don't have much to stay, because I didn't watch much. I watched 10 minute into the show and turned it off. What, the hell was Khia doing on their. And, Yo-Yo looked very good. You better work Yo-Yo. But, I’m truly convinced that VH-1, is the network to go to, when you're washed up and trying to make a comeback. VH-1 is giving anybody a show. Hello VH-1, Bimbo Winehouse. Since, were on the subject of female rappers. Don't forget the Ill Na Na will be out this Friday. And, she's requesting all her fans to come to the Riker's Island parking lot, with Foxy shirts and posters. Foxy you are a Meatball. But, I know the Media will be there. Wow, how the tables have turned. Remember, when Lil’ Kim used to be Paparazzi favorite Hip Hop girl. Hey, what's going on with the Queen B anyway? Just like a cancer, Lil’ Kim saying quiet on us. She’ll probably sting us with something soon. Let’s just hope, it's not music. And, I still haven’t heard an update on Remy. Anyway, since were on the subject of Female rappers. Let’s get into the Bimbo's Top 10.
BimBo’s Top 10
Top 10 Greatest Female Rappers of All-time
10. Yo-yo
9. Eve
8. Lil’ Kim
7. Da Brat
6. Roxanne Shante
5. Queen Latifah
4. Foxy Brown
3. Remy Ma
2. Salt n Pepa
1. Mc Lyte
***********Missy Elliot and Lauryn Hill were excluded from this list.*******
But, shout out to all the female rappers, who didn't make the list.
Mia X
Rah Digga
Angie Martinez
Cherry Martinez
Nonchalant
Cha-cha
Amil
Vita
Queen Pen
Sole
If you feel like this list is wrong or I’m missing some female Mc’s, Email me your Top 10 list of your Greatest Female Rappers, who you feel are the Top 10 Greatest Female Mc's of all time at: TheGoodBimbo@yahoo.com
LOOK, I’M TIRED NOW, I TOLD YOU ALL, THAT I HAD SOME DIRT ON WENDY’S UPCOMING MOVIE. YOU ALL WILL GET THAT IN THE NEXT NEWSLETTER. BYE!!!
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