Saturday, May 24, 2008

Did you miss me? I'm not dead....

BIMBO WINEHOUSE NEWSLETTER

Hey Folks. Did you miss me? I'm not dead, I'm still alive. Just dropping through real quick, you know, I can't stay quiet too long. Just wanted to give you all an update, the full length Newsletters will start up again next week. Also, I will be back next week offically, with the Newsletters videos. I just had to get everything right. Now, I'm ready to go back to work.

Real quick folks, shout out to the #1 website and Big Congrats to, www.Mediatakeout.com, second ain't so bad, Piggy Perzy. Also, I think Foxy Brown man is Spragga Benz.

And, guys check out this new Lil' Kim song. All I can say is kim music ain't shit without Big. But, here's the track: Horrible Kim, Horrible!




Anyway, HAVE A SAFE HOLIDAY AND I WILL TALK TO YOU ALL NEXT WEEK.
BYE!!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

This just in, Remy Ma has been sentenced to 8 years in prison. Wow!!

Bimbo WineHouse Newsletter


FOXY BROWN
Okay, so Foxy Brown is coming out today, and, not the Queen Latifah or Missy type coming out. But, Foxy Brown’s brand new album, “Brooklyn Don Diva” is in stores today. Finally, back to the essence for Ms. Brown, I’m just wondering why there wasn’t a video or any type of promotion for this album. I think Koch Records are setting Foxy up for a failure. But, good luck fox.


NICK CANNON AND MARIAH CAREY
Also guys, enough with the Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey marriage. It’s a fraud folks, fraud. If Mariah is married to Nick, then I’m getting married to Star Jones or Terry McMillan. They’ve been married to How U Doing men before. So, it won’t be anything brand new to them.


The Tea with WENDY WILLIAMS..
And, speaking of How U Doing, Shout out to Wendy Williams. I told you all in the last Newsletter, I saw Wendy and her husband/manager Big Kev at Caroline’s sometime last week. And, that big Kev had some words for me. I told you all he barked on me. Well, someone E-mailed me and asked what was it that he had to say to me. And, that he couldn’t be serious barking on me because his wife does the same exact thing. And after I thought about it, Gloria, you are so right! Wendy does the same thing. She’s cool with you and shit, and then she gets on the air and talks about you like it’s nothing, so Big Kev you can’t be serious. But, Know it’s all love though.
Shout out to Wendy Williams and Big Kev, the hardest working couple in the whole radio industry. And, we don’t believe that Nicole shit. We all would talk shit about our Job, after we done got fired too. My thing is if Big Kev was roughing up Wendy, he probably did it, because he knows she likes it. Wendy makes it known on air, she likes that rough shit. So, Nicole put you where, back there. You just mad, because, you don’t got a man, to rough you up. So you try to take everybody else’s man. That’s what the girl told me, who I met that night at Caroline’s. She told me, she went to High School with you Nicole. And, thank you girl for paying for my check that night. I forget your name, I think it was Crystal or some shit. Do you like these Newsletters girl, Huh?
Look moving on, at the end of the day, I’m riding with Big Kev and Wendy. I’m a Cancer and we are loyal folks. Wendy and Kev put me in Wendy’s life story movie. And, that was huge. They could have chosen any queen to play “Skel.” But, they chose Lil’ ol me. And, word on the street is, the real “Skeletor” has the monster. Hey, thanks you Hunters, for giving me the part of someone who has the monster. Moving on


INFO ON THE WEBSITE:
I just wanted to let you all know, my website name will not be called MrBimbo. I repeat it will not be called MrBimbo. I have a new name and I will let you all know, what that is in the next newsletter. And, the website will be up the 1st week in June. That’s a promise. Also, I will start hitting you all with the Newsletters videos next week. So, we are moving forward with these Newsletters, yes folks. Thanks for the love and support. And shout out to everyone who’s helping out with this movement from Relentless to Dj Baker and the Da Doo-Dirty show at www.Dadoodirtyshow.com. Go check out that site guys. Thank you everyone.****************

Ps. For the rest of the week, you all will be receiving the Best of the Bimbo Winehouse Newsletters. I’m working on something huge. Very huge! I just need some time. But, if any of you all want to email me about anything, feel free to email me at my email address Bimbowinehouse@yahoo.com. Peace!

Extra, Extra!!!” … Remember this rapper, A+. Here’s a Flash Back Video, this song was the shit. So, check it out: A+ “All I See” ……



This just in, Remy Ma
has been sentenced to 8 years in prison. Wow!! I guess you have to learn from your mistakes. Shout out to Remy Ma.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Chris Brown new body,...uh oh, Wendy Williams and her husband Big Kev, and more..................


Bimbo WineHouse NewsLetter

Hey, hey, hey, as Fat Albert would say: How are you all feeling?

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, Enjoy your day on Sunday! I made my mother her gift and also brought her some "Chocolate Entenmanns Donuts." And, will be attending Church with her and my two aunts on Sunday. I know you all, are like Bimbo, what kind of gift is that? Well, I learned about Holidays and Christmas. It’s not what you get a person, it’s the thought you put into the gift. And, all I do is spend time by my self. So, I sit around and think about shit like this. So, this year, I thought, what makes my mother Happy? Well, I know she love Entenmanns Donuts. And, nothing us can make her happier, but just to see me in Church. So, there you have it, Happy Mother’s Day!

"Oh, I don’t feel like going to work Tonight."

Anyway, getting straight to it, we must gossip folks. Cause, that’s what we do, in the Bimbo WineHouse Newsletter. And, shout out to my adopted sister, Amy WineHouse. Sister, I know I told you to continue to make us Winehouses look bad, but girl, you making us look too bad. Get it together sister, Please! But for the rest of you, LEAVE AMY ALONE!!!!! And, moving forward, let’s talk folks:

1. Chris Brown and his new sexy body, “OVER” darling,“OVER”

2. Lil’ Mama debut album didn’t do quite as well as Foxy and Kim Debut albums. I guess her Lip Gloss isn’t popping.

3. Is MediaTakeout.com coming out the closet today? Go check out today’s 3 top stories, all Gay related, HEY!!!!

Also, I saw Wendy Williams and her Husband/Manager, Big Kev on Wednesday night at Caroline’s Comedy Club in Times Square. And, well Big Kev barked on me. As, I was well prepared for, hell I was expecting a beat down. But, I’m still alive folks. Yes, I’m still here to talk that trash and show my fat ass. But, yes I will let you all know, all that Big Kev had to say to me and what I showed both Wendy and Him.

Also, guys the long awaited ***Bimbo WineHouse Newsletter*** Website will make its debut on June 5, 2008. That’s right, MrBimbo.com, will debut June 5, 2008. More info, as we get closer to the date, but, if any changes occur, maybe like a new name, or a new date, ect. I will let you guys know. Okay, moving on!

Lil’ Mama
Well, her album didn’t quite sell so well. I know all the hard core lesbians were hoping that, one of their kinds shut it down. But, Lil’ Mama couldn’t quite pull it off. But, don’t be upset lesbians, Missy is always selling well with all of her albums. Also, shout out to Foxy Brown, good luck with your next album dropping Tuesday.

Wendy Williams and her Husband
Okay, so I told you all, I saw Wendy Williams and big Kev Wednesday night at Caroline’s Comedy Club. Well, Big Kev had some words for me. Regarding, everything from Wendy's Movie,"Queen of all Media" to the Nicole situation. You know what, I was going to talk about the situation. But, I’m not. I just want to clear up a few things. I do not work for Miss Jones in the morning. "Miss Jones does not like Gay people." So, why would I want to work for a discriminator? Also, anyone that knows me, know I have nothing but Love for Wendy Williams.

Oh My God, Something Just, I have to go. Oh My God, I will get back to you all. Oh dam! Yo, here's a Flashback of one the Bimbo’s Newsletters, 1.

FLASHBACK Bimbo WineHouse Newsletter:

Mary J. Blidge slapped Keyshia Cole in the face and Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are lovers. Puffy comes out the closet. Wouldn’t those 3 items make big headlines, if they were too happen? Imagine Mary slapping Keyshia, Mary is too old to be fighting and too far into her career, to be worried about some dam Keyshia Cole, who is at this point giving Mary a run for her money and, Hillary and Barack being lovers. Happy April Fools day, I know that was corny. But, I’m just getting my April 1 pranks prepared. April is almost here. Anyway, to all my straight people, I have something for you all, a WineHouse Exclusive, 10 lines Gays will try to use on you, plus Remy, Foxy and Lil’ Kim. Also, someone requested to see a picture of me. Even though, I hate pictures of myself. I attached one. It’s somewhere on this email. We cancers and our insecurities about the way we look, moving on...


TO: ALL MY STRAIGHT PEOPLE, GAYS CAN READ 2.........
Hello, to all my straight people. I’m sorry gay people, but I must leave your for a minute. I’ll be back. I just want to talk to my straights. Straight people, gather around. I have something to tell you all. If you didn’t already know, but the #1 fantasy of a gay person is to be sexually active with a straight person. Yes, the gays want you. And, I’m only talking to my real straight folks. Not you undercover gays. But, yes gay men would love to turn out a straight guy. And, gay women would love to turn out straight women. And, will say anything to make that happen. And, nooo I’m talking about all gay people, but alot of gays would love to turn out a straight person. Gays, please don't be mad at me. Anyway, with that being said, here is:

BimBo's Top Ten
10 lines Gays will try and use on Straight People to try to get them and turn them out...


1. What your girl or man, don't know, won't hurt them --- This line, isn't just use in gay-straight scenarios. It’s also used in straight-straight scenarios, like when somebody is trying to make you cheat on your partner and you end up cheating. So, this line is legendary.

2. Don’t knock it, until you tried it --- In other words, "don't hate, until you had a taste." another line, that gay's might try to use on you.

3. A Mouth is a Mouth --- this is a line that a lot of trannies use on the straight men. They get the dudes all open, because these men, think that they are real females, then the men find out, they are really men. Then the trannies try to say, well, I look like a female. What’s the difference, a mouth is a mouth. So, what's the problem? A lot of men get turned out with this line too. But, it's true though if you think about it. A mouth is a mouth. What her mouth can do, mines can do also.

4. You can't tell the difference --- Gays, will say this, to really have you thinking. What is the difference? But, to all my straight people, you know the difference.

5. No one will never know --- gays, will use this one. Because, sometimes in our crazy heads, we think that everybody is gay. But, just don't want to come out with it, because, they don't want nobody to know. So, if we kind of get the gaydor from you. We may whisper this line to you, no one will never know.

6. Only the same sex, knows how to make the same sex feel good --- this is one, a lot of lesbians try to use on straight chicks. Because, a lot of females say, when men go down on them, they do not know what they doing. So, that's where Missy or Queen Latifah or Da Brat comes into the picture. And say, yo ma, only a female knows where a female liked to be touch at. So, watch your girls, you be around, who make them comments, cause they want you girl.

7. Don’t you get tired of the opposite sex, you should explore some new things --- do not fall for this line neither. Because, straight people should never get tired of having sex with the opposite sex. but, if you do, maybe you should explore some new things. Just a thought!

8. You only live once, try it at least once, if you do not like, leave it alone --- I think, this is one of the most used lines. Cause, they are a lot of curious people out there. Who end up trying it and love it. So, gays, we get them with this line a lot. Well, not me, but you.

9. If you're really a freak, you're willing to try anything --- this is another line, a lot of lesbians like to use on straight chicks. You know how, a lot of straight chicks are so quick to say that, they are freaks. Well, gay women feel, you really not a complete freak until you had some girl-on-girl action. But, let me just say this, do not fall for this line. Being a freak, doesn't consist of having sex with the same sex. Or, does it?

10. I know a lot of straight people who tried it --- if you fall for this line and lie, Wow!! No real straight person is going to try or partake in no How U Doin acts. But, once again gays will try and say anything to get you. So, if you do fall for this line, How U Doin.

Bonus: How U doin?

Remy Ma, Foxy and Lil' kim........
You all know, I love my female rappers. Shout out to Remy Ma. It goes down for Remy, this Thursday. The trial or some shit starts this Thursday for her. So, my prayers are with her. However, if you did shoot that that girl Remy, you got everything, that's coming to you. I’m still praying for you though. And, you still on my voice mail too Remy, with you saying," Bimbo he's the worst, every time, I’m here, he gets through. Inside joke for you all, who have my cell number. Also, shout out to Foxy. From one of my sources, Ebro , Hot 97 program director is not allowing Flex, to spin any of Fox’s new shit. Wow, I wonder why? And a big W.W, How U Doin to Lil’ Kim. All you who read Mediatakout.com, know what I’m talking about. I love the lipstick lesbians. You A.G chicks stay away from me. You do not have a dick. Anyway, before I go. I want to hit you all with this Question:

Why do you feel people who are in relationships, cheat on their partners. And, a lot of people who enter relationships straight off the back know that they are going to cheat, so why even get into that relationship. Do you think that they are scared to be alone? Let me know, what you think, email me at: BimboWineHouse@yahoo.com



Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Video of Foxy Brown in Court, Mariah is a lesbian, Al Sharpton...Sean Bell and much more....................




(CONTINUE).... Bimbo WineHouse Newsletter(Part 2)


Okay, Folks I’m back! Sorry, for the intermission. Let’s continue…

1.Lil’ Kim,
2.Flo Ryder,
3.Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, plus more…

Also folks, I have a Video clip of Foxy Brown in Court. And, let me just say, if this video is any indication of how funny Foxy brown reality show is, VH-1 Air fox’s reality show immediately. You guy’s have to check this video out. LMAO, Foxy is lying to the Judge, Acting like she’s still deaf. Foxy's getting screamed at. And, her lawyer can’t put up with her shit any more. The crazy child just got out of jail and now might go right back. Foxy is a mess honey. But, I must say, she looked “OVER” darling. The word “OVER” means, she looked stunning or she looked Fab. But, guys you check out the Video and you decide. Yo, shout out to Foxy Brown. Thanks for giving me something to talk about. Because, of that I dedicate this newsletter to you and your new album, "Brooklyn Don Diva."
MORE FOXY DOWN BELOW……

A MUST READ:
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon
I’m sorry guys, but I do not believe this one. This is such an obvious publicity stunt. And, you would think Mariah would pull this stunt, with a man-man. Not, a Nick Cannon type of man. Because, I get the Ms. Lady vibe from Nick," MEOW." You know, what they say about women who like to date and have sex with “MEOW” type men, they’re Lesbians. So, let’s go down the list of Lesbos’s: Kim Porter, Star Jones, Tamika Foster, Jada Pinkett, Tisha Campbell, Tracey Edmond. Hmm, I’ll finish that list another time.

A MUST READ: Mediatakeout.com Fall back and let Flo Ryder pants Sag…
I think them pictures of Flo Ryder on Mediatakeout.com are just 100% sexy. Of course, I would. But, my only concern for Flo Ryder is. You know what they say about men, who like to walk around with their pants sagging and their booty showing. They want something in that booty. I know, that’s why I wear my pants sagging. Oh I’m sorry, Too Much Info, okay Moving on. But females, be very cautious of your man, if he likes to walk around and have his ass out. And, especially if he like to wear them tight, boxer underwear’s, and you really can see the imprint of his butt cheeks, MEOW honey!

A Must Read: Lil’ Kim
As you all heard, Lil’ Kim got her 300,000 Bentley repossessed. Now, folks are talking Lil’ Kim may be broke. Well, I must disagree. Listen, Kim could be broke or Kim may not be broke. And, I say she may not be broke. Because, Lil Kim zodiac sign is a cancer. And, we cancers are known for being cheap folks. We sometimes have the money, but are too cheap to pay our bills or buy anything. So, Kim could possibly have the money, but just too cheap to pay her Bentley bill. Also, Kim made a comment and she actually showed Foxy some Love, but still hating. Sidebar- did Kim graduate from High School? Anyway, you guy’s have to listen to the clip. Lil’ Kim needs to hush. Foxy is way more relevant than her at this point. Hell, even with Remy being in Jail. She’s more relevant than Lil’ Kim. I’m sorry Kim, but you’re rap career isn’t anything without Biggie. Kim only hot album was her 1st, “Hard Core.” And, that was all Biggie, that was his "MEOW" side coming out. Anyway, good luck with your next album, "Queen Bitch." But, here's the link:

www.afterhoursspotradio.com/wordpress/audio/ranada%20show%20time/03%20Track%2003%208.mp3


A MUST SEE:
Here’s the Foxy Brown Video, I told you all about. Check it the fuck out. Also, I’m hearing Whispers that Foxy’s 1st interview, is going to be sometime this week with Miss Jones from Hot 97. But, here’s the video link:



Shout out to The Black Pope, Al Sharpton. I got you in my prayers and riding with you, in all you doing with the whole Sean Bell situation.

Also, shout out to Scotty and Julius:
We are going to try this again tomorrow!
APPLEBEEZ
CAROLINE’S COMEDY CLUB
THE CLUB
If you guy’s do not show up, I will go out with my best friend, Myself. And, have a good time with "Me, Myself and I." Shout out to Beyonce.

BYE!

Monday, May 5, 2008

Part 1: Tyler Perry, Chingy, Whitney Houston, Suspect Brotha's and much more...........


Bimbo WineHouse Newsletter (PART 1):

Hello, everyone! What’s going on?

Same Shit, just a new day.

Well, it's a couple of things in the works for this Newsletter. Yes Sir! Who would have ever known? Shout out to Relentless Aaron again and Mogulus.com/RelentlessTV. I got them Newsletter videos coming. Anyway, there are a lot of new folks jumping aboard the Bimbo WineHouse Newsletter ride, including the Tyler Perrymessaging board and many more. So make room folks, move back and make room. And speaking of back, since there are so many new readers, there are a lot of back issues of the Winehouse Newsletters that a lot of the new readers have requested to see and read. So, I think it’s only right, that I grant their request. So, I created a Blog page. There you can go and read some of my back Newsletters, that you may have missed. Each week, the blog page will feature a past Newsletter. This week, I’m featuring a classic Bimbo’s Top 10, “Top 10 spots where Down Low men meet other Down Low men.” Shout out to Mediatakeout.com, Wendy Williams and Power 105’s Cherry Martinez for really getting that list out there. But, anyway you guys can go check that top 10 on my Blog page. Oh shit, I’m telling you all this and haven’t giving you the Blog name. Well, it is: www.BimboWinehouse.BlogSpot.com


Also, I received a lot of Emails from many of you, including legendary late night WBLS host, Champaine, Hey Champaine Girl!

But Yes, I received a lot of E-mails regarding the section about Charlamagne and the situation about the world ending on Sunday. Well, I’m sorry guys, I must heard wrong. It wasn’t the rapper Nas, who said that the world will end on May 12. It actually was NOSTRADOMUS, who said it.
So, He-ha I’m a donkey!

And, speaking of Charlamagne, well! I did something good with Chingy CD, rather than the 5 things, that Charlamagne said Chingy album is only good for. And, do you guy’s know, what I did with the Chingy CD? Well, I actually listened to it. And, I must disagree with Charlamagne, I actually like the song with Amerie, “Fly like me.” I had the song on Saturday, while I was cleaning up and was like, “yes, fly like me.” So, put you where Charlamagne, back there. "LEAVE CHINGY ALONE...."

Also, in the last newsletter, I told you all, I had shocking footage of Wendy Williams, some said, they didn’t get the video. Well, try this link, I’m pretty sure it will work:







Anyway, guy’s I’m in a rush. So, you will get part 2 of this newsletter tomorrow. Where we will get more in depth with the celebrities including: Lil’ Kim, Amy Winehouse, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston and many more.

BYE!

PS:
DON’T FORGET THE BLOG PAGE!!!

GO CHECK OUT THE TOP 10 SPOTS WHERE DOWN LOW DUDES MEET UP AT?

http://www.bimbowinehouse.blogspot.com/

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Shocking Footage of Wendy Williams, Hanna Montana, More Sean Bell and much more..............................


BimBo WineHouse Newsletter

1. Hannah Montana... What's the big deal??

2. Could Charlamagne be right?

3. Top 10 Black celebrities who are in need of a make over?

4. Tyra Banks on the view

5. Shocking footage of Wendy Williams

And much more!!!!! It’s the WineHouse newsletter child............

Hi everybody! You all are receiving this newsletter so quickly, because those 5 items were edited out my last newsletter, but now I’m thinking I should of used it. So, here we go!!! Real quick, shout out to Relentless Aaron! You all need to check out his website, Relentlessaaron.com. His books are off the chain and will have you reading for days, trust! Also, I want to address the Sean Bell situation. I truly have no comment. I thought I did. But, while I was trying to put something together, I couldn't. However, everybody is going against the cops, who shot Sean Bell. But, truth be told, if you guys were cops and you thought that somebody had a gun, you would shoot too. But, shoot to take down. There’s no explanation for shooting a man 50 times and killing him. So for that, that cop should of been convicted and sentence to some jail time. And, shout out to the black pope, Al Sharpton. Al tries so hard, but it's never going to end, it's really not. Cops are still going to be cops. My advice to people and just not blacks is just listen to what these cops ask of you, please! It’s not being a pussy, it's being smart. Because, we all know the law system is set up in the police favor. And, the dumb thing to do is kill a cop. because, that cop who you killed may be the same who support us and this whole Sean Bell movement. But, with that being said, be easy in the streets man. And, once again R.I.P Sean Bell.


HANNAH MONTANA? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL??
As you all know, just like Mediatakeout.com, my newsletter mainly focus on black celebrities, sorry white people. But hey, once in a while, I may squeeze in a Britney story or my adopted sister Amy or whoever. But now, I’m going to talk about Hannah Montana. First, I must ask who or what is Hannah Montana? I’m sorry, if I’m not in the know. All I watch on TV is Flavor of Love and all I listen to is Wendy, Jonzy and Cherry and, the gospel music that my mother and little brother play. No, I’m not going to church. I have church right by my self. I can preach to my own self. Because, I know what my own issues are, don't anybody else know. And, my choir is either Kirk Franklin or Yolanda Adams. So, I go to my own church, Bimbo Winehouse Baptist Church. Oh My God, how did I get to that? Back to Hannah Montana, Look what's the big deal with her pictures. I seen them and I'm looking like what. She's not nude, nor is she in porn. People need to stop blaming celebrities on how their kids actions. A 14 year old girl is going to do what she wants to do. Seeing a picture of Hannah is not going to influence her to do nothing. She’s going to do what she wants period. It’s you the parent who has control of your child situation, not Hanna. She's getting her coins and could care less about your daughter. If your parents do feel like, Hanna is influencing your child to do negative things, the parents need to stop being soft and start beating your child ass. When I was younger, my moms used to tear my ass up. Now, she acts like she is scared of my little brother. What’s going on? Moral of the story is, leave Hanna alone. She’s happy, and then I’m happy. Look, if the media didn't pay so much attention to the situation, maybe the kids wouldn't ever. But, truth be told, it does make for good conversation though. So, thank you Hanna girl. Moving on.

Could Charlamagne be right?
For all you Wendy listeners, Charlamagne has said on numerous occasions, "that Nas has predicted that May 12, 2008, The World is going to end." and, the signs are big tornados, earthquakes, ect. Well, could that big tornado that hit Virginia, be the beginning of the end. No I’m sorry, I do not believe for one second that, the world is going to end on May 12. And, why is Charlamagne listening to a rapper anyway. And, why do these rappers swear that they are god. Nas need to focus on his music, maybe may 12 his end with Kelis. So, Nas just hush, May 12 is your end. Also, I told you all I had shocking footage of Wendy Williams. Well, shout out to Sohh.com. SHOCKING FOOTAGE OF WENDY WILLIAMS, Thanks for the footage, here guys, check Wendy out. She's so animated and dramatic. And she's cursing and crying and calls Queen Latifah a man. Wendy is a mess and I love it child. But, here's the link:
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid607767144/bctid1381694365


BimBo’s Top 10
Top 10 Black Celebrities, who are in need of a make over?

10. Naomi Campbell -- I know, you all are like Naomi. Well, I’m not talking about look wise. Naomi needs to make over that attitude. Because, she's going to get to nasty with the wrong person and they are going to whoop that ass. Just ask foxy.

9. (Tied) Foxy Brown, Lil' Kim -- well, Foxy really doesn't needs a make over. She just needs to make over that hair child. But, Lil' Kim on the other hand, childdd. That face, I’m sorry Kim, it may be a little to late. I’m sorry to say Kim, you may be stuck with that face, FOREVER!

8. Sheryl Underwood -- Sheryl girl, like I said before, just loud and ugly. What a bad combination.

7. Fantasia -- the duck. I don't know, maybe fantasia needs to try long hair, because that short do, don't do.

6. T pain -- no comment. But at least, he has cute songs.

5. Ms. Jade (America’s next top model) -- he breaks the legendary saying, that all gay men are sexy.

4. Bobby Brown -- at least, his looks didn't pass down to his son. Because, his son is eye candy baby.

3. Flavor Flav -- Maybe, Flav should try a hair cut.

2. Whoopi Goldberg -- Whoopi girl, them dreadlocks or whatever got to go. Whoopi looked much better with that hair, she had from Sister Act.

1. Aretha Franklin -- What can we say about Ms. Aretha? Just, Lil' Kim, I think it's too late for her too.

Anyway, all I wanted to say about Tyra Banks is. She was on "The View" today and she looked great. But, the white old lady, Barbara Walters was throwing shade to her child, shade honey. And she said, today is Tyra Day! Anyway, that's all folks. Also, Scotty don't forget, Applebee’s and Caroline's Comedy tonight! B ready around 7...Anyway, talk to you all later!
BYE!!