BimBo WineHouse Newsletter
1. Hannah Montana... What's the big deal??
2. Could Charlamagne be right?
3. Top 10 Black celebrities who are in need of a make over?
4. Tyra Banks on the view
5. Shocking footage of Wendy Williams
And much more!!!!! It’s the WineHouse newsletter child............
Hi everybody! You all are receiving this newsletter so quickly, because those 5 items were edited out my last newsletter, but now I’m thinking I should of used it. So, here we go!!! Real quick, shout out to Relentless Aaron! You all need to check out his website, Relentlessaaron.com. His books are off the chain and will have you reading for days, trust! Also, I want to address the Sean Bell situation. I truly have no comment. I thought I did. But, while I was trying to put something together, I couldn't. However, everybody is going against the cops, who shot Sean Bell. But, truth be told, if you guys were cops and you thought that somebody had a gun, you would shoot too. But, shoot to take down. There’s no explanation for shooting a man 50 times and killing him. So for that, that cop should of been convicted and sentence to some jail time. And, shout out to the black pope, Al Sharpton. Al tries so hard, but it's never going to end, it's really not. Cops are still going to be cops. My advice to people and just not blacks is just listen to what these cops ask of you, please! It’s not being a pussy, it's being smart. Because, we all know the law system is set up in the police favor. And, the dumb thing to do is kill a cop. because, that cop who you killed may be the same who support us and this whole Sean Bell movement. But, with that being said, be easy in the streets man. And, once again R.I.P Sean Bell.
HANNAH MONTANA? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL??
As you all know, just like Mediatakeout.com, my newsletter mainly focus on black celebrities, sorry white people. But hey, once in a while, I may squeeze in a Britney story or my adopted sister Amy or whoever. But now, I’m going to talk about Hannah Montana. First, I must ask who or what is Hannah Montana? I’m sorry, if I’m not in the know. All I watch on TV is Flavor of Love and all I listen to is Wendy, Jonzy and Cherry and, the gospel music that my mother and little brother play. No, I’m not going to church. I have church right by my self. I can preach to my own self. Because, I know what my own issues are, don't anybody else know. And, my choir is either Kirk Franklin or Yolanda Adams. So, I go to my own church, Bimbo Winehouse Baptist Church. Oh My God, how did I get to that? Back to Hannah Montana, Look what's the big deal with her pictures. I seen them and I'm looking like what. She's not nude, nor is she in porn. People need to stop blaming celebrities on how their kids actions. A 14 year old girl is going to do what she wants to do. Seeing a picture of Hannah is not going to influence her to do nothing. She’s going to do what she wants period. It’s you the parent who has control of your child situation, not Hanna. She's getting her coins and could care less about your daughter. If your parents do feel like, Hanna is influencing your child to do negative things, the parents need to stop being soft and start beating your child ass. When I was younger, my moms used to tear my ass up. Now, she acts like she is scared of my little brother. What’s going on? Moral of the story is, leave Hanna alone. She’s happy, and then I’m happy. Look, if the media didn't pay so much attention to the situation, maybe the kids wouldn't ever. But, truth be told, it does make for good conversation though. So, thank you Hanna girl. Moving on.
Could Charlamagne be right?
For all you Wendy listeners, Charlamagne has said on numerous occasions, "that Nas has predicted that May 12, 2008, The World is going to end." and, the signs are big tornados, earthquakes, ect. Well, could that big tornado that hit Virginia, be the beginning of the end. No I’m sorry, I do not believe for one second that, the world is going to end on May 12. And, why is Charlamagne listening to a rapper anyway. And, why do these rappers swear that they are god. Nas need to focus on his music, maybe may 12 his end with Kelis. So, Nas just hush, May 12 is your end. Also, I told you all I had shocking footage of Wendy Williams. Well, shout out to Sohh.com. SHOCKING FOOTAGE OF WENDY WILLIAMS, Thanks for the footage, here guys, check Wendy out. She's so animated and dramatic. And she's cursing and crying and calls Queen Latifah a man. Wendy is a mess and I love it child. But, here's the link:
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid607767144/bctid1381694365
BimBo’s Top 10
Top 10 Black Celebrities, who are in need of a make over?
10. Naomi Campbell -- I know, you all are like Naomi. Well, I’m not talking about look wise. Naomi needs to make over that attitude. Because, she's going to get to nasty with the wrong person and they are going to whoop that ass. Just ask foxy.
9. (Tied) Foxy Brown, Lil' Kim -- well, Foxy really doesn't needs a make over. She just needs to make over that hair child. But, Lil' Kim on the other hand, childdd. That face, I’m sorry Kim, it may be a little to late. I’m sorry to say Kim, you may be stuck with that face, FOREVER!
8. Sheryl Underwood -- Sheryl girl, like I said before, just loud and ugly. What a bad combination.
7. Fantasia -- the duck. I don't know, maybe fantasia needs to try long hair, because that short do, don't do.
6. T pain -- no comment. But at least, he has cute songs.
5. Ms. Jade (America’s next top model) -- he breaks the legendary saying, that all gay men are sexy.
4. Bobby Brown -- at least, his looks didn't pass down to his son. Because, his son is eye candy baby.
3. Flavor Flav -- Maybe, Flav should try a hair cut.
2. Whoopi Goldberg -- Whoopi girl, them dreadlocks or whatever got to go. Whoopi looked much better with that hair, she had from Sister Act.
1. Aretha Franklin -- What can we say about Ms. Aretha? Just, Lil' Kim, I think it's too late for her too.
Anyway, all I wanted to say about Tyra Banks is. She was on "The View" today and she looked great. But, the white old lady, Barbara Walters was throwing shade to her child, shade honey. And she said, today is Tyra Day! Anyway, that's all folks. Also, Scotty don't forget, Applebee’s and Caroline's Comedy tonight! B ready around 7...Anyway, talk to you all later!
BYE!!
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