Bimbo WineHouse NewsLetter
Hey, hey, hey, as Fat Albert would say: How are you all feeling?
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, Enjoy your day on Sunday! I made my mother her gift and also brought her some "Chocolate Entenmanns Donuts." And, will be attending Church with her and my two aunts on Sunday. I know you all, are like Bimbo, what kind of gift is that? Well, I learned about Holidays and Christmas. It’s not what you get a person, it’s the thought you put into the gift. And, all I do is spend time by my self. So, I sit around and think about shit like this. So, this year, I thought, what makes my mother Happy? Well, I know she love Entenmanns Donuts. And, nothing us can make her happier, but just to see me in Church. So, there you have it, Happy Mother’s Day!
"Oh, I don’t feel like going to work Tonight."
Anyway, getting straight to it, we must gossip folks. Cause, that’s what we do, in the Bimbo WineHouse Newsletter. And, shout out to my adopted sister, Amy WineHouse. Sister, I know I told you to continue to make us Winehouses look bad, but girl, you making us look too bad. Get it together sister, Please! But for the rest of you, LEAVE AMY ALONE!!!!! And, moving forward, let’s talk folks:
1. Chris Brown and his new sexy body, “OVER” darling,“OVER”
2. Lil’ Mama debut album didn’t do quite as well as Foxy and Kim Debut albums. I guess her Lip Gloss isn’t popping.
3. Is MediaTakeout.com coming out the closet today? Go check out today’s 3 top stories, all Gay related, HEY!!!!
Also, I saw Wendy Williams and her Husband/Manager, Big Kev on Wednesday night at Caroline’s Comedy Club in Times Square. And, well Big Kev barked on me. As, I was well prepared for, hell I was expecting a beat down. But, I’m still alive folks. Yes, I’m still here to talk that trash and show my fat ass. But, yes I will let you all know, all that Big Kev had to say to me and what I showed both Wendy and Him.
Also, guys the long awaited ***Bimbo WineHouse Newsletter*** Website will make its debut on June 5, 2008. That’s right, MrBimbo.com, will debut June 5, 2008. More info, as we get closer to the date, but, if any changes occur, maybe like a new name, or a new date, ect. I will let you guys know. Okay, moving on!
Lil’ Mama
Well, her album didn’t quite sell so well. I know all the hard core lesbians were hoping that, one of their kinds shut it down. But, Lil’ Mama couldn’t quite pull it off. But, don’t be upset lesbians, Missy is always selling well with all of her albums. Also, shout out to Foxy Brown, good luck with your next album dropping Tuesday.
Wendy Williams and her Husband
Okay, so I told you all, I saw Wendy Williams and big Kev Wednesday night at Caroline’s Comedy Club. Well, Big Kev had some words for me. Regarding, everything from Wendy's Movie,"Queen of all Media" to the Nicole situation. You know what, I was going to talk about the situation. But, I’m not. I just want to clear up a few things. I do not work for Miss Jones in the morning. "Miss Jones does not like Gay people." So, why would I want to work for a discriminator? Also, anyone that knows me, know I have nothing but Love for Wendy Williams.
Oh My God, Something Just, I have to go. Oh My God, I will get back to you all. Oh dam! Yo, here's a Flashback of one the Bimbo’s Newsletters, 1.
FLASHBACK Bimbo WineHouse Newsletter:
Mary J. Blidge slapped Keyshia Cole in the face and Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are lovers. Puffy comes out the closet. Wouldn’t those 3 items make big headlines, if they were too happen? Imagine Mary slapping Keyshia, Mary is too old to be fighting and too far into her career, to be worried about some dam Keyshia Cole, who is at this point giving Mary a run for her money and, Hillary and Barack being lovers. Happy April Fools day, I know that was corny. But, I’m just getting my April 1 pranks prepared. April is almost here. Anyway, to all my straight people, I have something for you all, a WineHouse Exclusive, 10 lines Gays will try to use on you, plus Remy, Foxy and Lil’ Kim. Also, someone requested to see a picture of me. Even though, I hate pictures of myself. I attached one. It’s somewhere on this email. We cancers and our insecurities about the way we look, moving on...
TO: ALL MY STRAIGHT PEOPLE, GAYS CAN READ 2.........
Hello, to all my straight people. I’m sorry gay people, but I must leave your for a minute. I’ll be back. I just want to talk to my straights. Straight people, gather around. I have something to tell you all. If you didn’t already know, but the #1 fantasy of a gay person is to be sexually active with a straight person. Yes, the gays want you. And, I’m only talking to my real straight folks. Not you undercover gays. But, yes gay men would love to turn out a straight guy. And, gay women would love to turn out straight women. And, will say anything to make that happen. And, nooo I’m talking about all gay people, but alot of gays would love to turn out a straight person. Gays, please don't be mad at me. Anyway, with that being said, here is:
BimBo's Top Ten
10 lines Gays will try and use on Straight People to try to get them and turn them out...
1. What your girl or man, don't know, won't hurt them --- This line, isn't just use in gay-straight scenarios. It’s also used in straight-straight scenarios, like when somebody is trying to make you cheat on your partner and you end up cheating. So, this line is legendary.
2. Don’t knock it, until you tried it --- In other words, "don't hate, until you had a taste." another line, that gay's might try to use on you.
3. A Mouth is a Mouth --- this is a line that a lot of trannies use on the straight men. They get the dudes all open, because these men, think that they are real females, then the men find out, they are really men. Then the trannies try to say, well, I look like a female. What’s the difference, a mouth is a mouth. So, what's the problem? A lot of men get turned out with this line too. But, it's true though if you think about it. A mouth is a mouth. What her mouth can do, mines can do also.
4. You can't tell the difference --- Gays, will say this, to really have you thinking. What is the difference? But, to all my straight people, you know the difference.
5. No one will never know --- gays, will use this one. Because, sometimes in our crazy heads, we think that everybody is gay. But, just don't want to come out with it, because, they don't want nobody to know. So, if we kind of get the gaydor from you. We may whisper this line to you, no one will never know.
6. Only the same sex, knows how to make the same sex feel good --- this is one, a lot of lesbians try to use on straight chicks. Because, a lot of females say, when men go down on them, they do not know what they doing. So, that's where Missy or Queen Latifah or Da Brat comes into the picture. And say, yo ma, only a female knows where a female liked to be touch at. So, watch your girls, you be around, who make them comments, cause they want you girl.
7. Don’t you get tired of the opposite sex, you should explore some new things --- do not fall for this line neither. Because, straight people should never get tired of having sex with the opposite sex. but, if you do, maybe you should explore some new things. Just a thought!
8. You only live once, try it at least once, if you do not like, leave it alone --- I think, this is one of the most used lines. Cause, they are a lot of curious people out there. Who end up trying it and love it. So, gays, we get them with this line a lot. Well, not me, but you.
9. If you're really a freak, you're willing to try anything --- this is another line, a lot of lesbians like to use on straight chicks. You know how, a lot of straight chicks are so quick to say that, they are freaks. Well, gay women feel, you really not a complete freak until you had some girl-on-girl action. But, let me just say this, do not fall for this line. Being a freak, doesn't consist of having sex with the same sex. Or, does it?
10. I know a lot of straight people who tried it --- if you fall for this line and lie, Wow!! No real straight person is going to try or partake in no How U Doin acts. But, once again gays will try and say anything to get you. So, if you do fall for this line, How U Doin.
Bonus: How U doin?
Remy Ma, Foxy and Lil' kim........
You all know, I love my female rappers. Shout out to Remy Ma. It goes down for Remy, this Thursday. The trial or some shit starts this Thursday for her. So, my prayers are with her. However, if you did shoot that that girl Remy, you got everything, that's coming to you. I’m still praying for you though. And, you still on my voice mail too Remy, with you saying," Bimbo he's the worst, every time, I’m here, he gets through. Inside joke for you all, who have my cell number. Also, shout out to Foxy. From one of my sources, Ebro , Hot 97 program director is not allowing Flex, to spin any of Fox’s new shit. Wow, I wonder why? And a big W.W, How U Doin to Lil’ Kim. All you who read Mediatakout.com, know what I’m talking about. I love the lipstick lesbians. You A.G chicks stay away from me. You do not have a dick. Anyway, before I go. I want to hit you all with this Question:
Why do you feel people who are in relationships, cheat on their partners. And, a lot of people who enter relationships straight off the back know that they are going to cheat, so why even get into that relationship. Do you think that they are scared to be alone? Let me know, what you think, email me at: BimboWineHouse@yahoo.com
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